Author Archives: carlymcmenoman
Deep thoughts from my top head…
…admittedly my lower head is much deeper. Well, figuratively. If I my genitals had better critical thinking skill than my cranium they would also dangle. So, when buying condoms at a gas station I realized how much they have you … Continue reading
I should’ve started drinking hours ago…
It’s 5am. I have to be to the gym in three hours and the dentist in six. Bitchin’. After which my day will be comprised of Vicodin, House and forcing Charlie to rub lotion on my upper back. And frankly, … Continue reading







